Have you learned to hate clouds?
Windows 95 does a lot of nice things, but that startup screen grates on your nerves about the 5th time you start Windows. About the 50th time, you're ready to hurt small bunnies with dental tools.
And tell us that the "It is now safe..." screen isn't enough to make you scream! The people who brought you '95, telling you what's "safe."
Darken your desktop and lighten your day
The Conklin Systems METAL Logo Pak series mixes the great art of Heavy Metal with commentary to create beautiful screens that'll make you laugh and set the tone for your Windows '95 experience. A special process developed in-house keeps the art true to the artists, and there are enough Paks for everyone.
The Logo Paks are a classic example of Conklin Systems at work:
Each pack identifies the band and the artist that inspired the screen. Don't stop with the screens - all the bands featured are in-house favorites and are worth a listen.
Conklin Systems Logo Pak series is rated Relentless, as they may be too intense for folks who still think Ward and June Cleaver make up the bulk of the population.
How to get Pak'd
Just click on any pack on the right to download the self-extracting, self-installing archive. Then run the program either through Explorer, or through the "Run" command. If you've previously installed packs, it will gracefully add them alongside, and as you add additional packs it will also install the randomizer for you.
Installation should be automatic. If you have any questions,
please direct them to
firstname.lastname@example.org. Logo Paks install to a
The MEGA Pak
Logo Pak 1
Logo Pak 2
Logo Pak 3
Logo Pak 4
Logo Pak 5
Logo Pak 6
Logo Pak 7
Logo Pak 8
Word on the StreetHere's what people are saying about the Logo Paks:
"THANKS! WAY C-C-C-COOL!"
"They were the simplest software I have ever installed.
After they're done explaining what the Hell That Was to their boss, many folks have decided they're fans of that fine edge between Hell and Amusement that is a CS Logo Pak. Feel free to link to www.conklinsystems.com, but please link to the main page, since pages are often moved around on the site.